What a bunch of social deviants.

This being a PR agency, and gay men being the savvy communicators they are, it will come as no surprise to learn that most of the men in this office are as familiar with a real female orgasm as they are with a fake one, i.e. not at all.

How does a gay man know what a fake female orgasm sounds like? He doesn’t. So we’ve roped in one of the only straight men in our office to identify the best screamers and moaners ahead of a slick little campaign we’re running for one of our clients.

The giggles and smirks this side of the boardroom glass almost outdid the first two rounds of moans. By 5.30 I imagine we’ll be entirely unfazed and most un-British about it all.

The office is buzzing. Yes, yes, yes? Yes – we’re creative, Yes – we’re daring, Yes – we love social media! Bring on that viral!